Rating: M for language and lemons
Summary: My eyes went wide. He was about to show me his-. "Let me see it baby," I moaned, ready for it. He smiled and pulled out a gun. "See?" I screamed, falling from his lap, and landing in the garbage that fills my living room. AH.
I’m gonna let y’all in on a secret. When I was younger, I wanted to grow up to be a mobster’s wife (yes, I had high expectations LOL). I watched some mobster movie, probably Goodfellas (and of course I’ve seen Casino), and I wanted the money and “glamour” that I thought went along with that lifestyle. It also doesn’t hurt that the mobster men are hot, carry a gun and get respect from everyone they come in contact with. Don’t lie, you all have thought the same thing. Well, imagine Edward Cullen being a mobster. I’ll wait while you visualize that.
Yep, Edward’s a mobster in here. However, this isn’t your typical mob fic. This is hilarious. Bella is funny and quirky and you better not cross her while she’s PMSing. Edward is a mob boss who has his hands in a lot of business ventures to legitimize it and he’s totally in love with Bella. Carlisle is his brother and once you get past his sleezeball ways (he IS an attorney ;) ) he kind of grows on you.
As far as I’m concerned, Esme is the real gem of this fic. She and Bella form a friendship in addition to being sisters-in-law. Esme has grown up in the mafia business so she lets Bella in on how to act, what to say (or not say in Bella’s case), and how she needs to treat others. And Esme has a wild side to her! Trust me, you will love her!
In the last chapter I read, Bella and Esme, along with their step-mother-in-law, grandmother-in-law, and Esme’s mom have all headed out to Atlantic City for a night on the town and some gambling. Did they tell their hubbies? Of course not. But guess what, Nanny spilled the beans before they left and the guys know and Edward has sent his bodyguard to follow them to make sure they’re safe. It’s a good thing Aro the bodyguard went with them cause Bella has a fly swatter and is killing flies on the Boardwalk. And nope, we’re not talking about real flies there. Want to know who she’s offed and why she did it? Read the story and find out.